Decorating Your Home for Christmas

10 Funny Gifts

If giving people a good reason to laugh is a favorite past time of yours then you will love the following gift ideas.

1. Have Some Dough. Its a fun and clever present idea. Find out what the person’s favorite cookie is. Using what is around your kitchen create some dough. Store a majority of the dough in a Tupperware container you can give them after you give them their gag gift! Put some dough in a card and inside write “Here’s some dough for your Birthday!” Once the joke is over, give them the fresh dough so you can kick back and make some cookies together.

2. For the friend of yours that has a fear of bugs you can give them the Bug Killer Kit. The kit will include two blocks and some plastic roaches. Have one block be an A block and the second block be a B block. Make sure you put a note with the words “Sophisticated bug eliminator, squash bug with block A and then finish with Block B”.

3. Redneck earrings are another great idea for funny gifts. With these you will have to find the perfect scent of air freshener shaped like a pinecone. Put a fish hook and nicely wrap them. When they open their gift have a note that reads “Bubba’s Quality Earrings. Look Great and Smell Better.”

4. For the single gal in your life you can give her the perfect man! This is something you can produce in your own kitchen! Make several gingerbread men cookies and decorate them with various candies and make them look real sharp. Attach a note to the cookies that reads, “The perfect man. Silent and sweet and you can be confident to not get any trouble from them.”

5. For the those with a short fuse give them “Happy Pills” for a present. Make sure you get a clean empty jar. Produce your own happy pills brand by wrapping it in paper. Inside the jar fill it with M&M’s or the person’s favorite candies. Everytime they feel the short fuse coming they can then make use of their happy pill.

6. Cowboy Bubble bath is another great homemade solution to the person you need to get laughing. If you have a friend who is big in the cowboy culture they will laugh at this one. Use a packet of beans and put them into a bag. On the bag make a label that reads “Cowboy Bubble Bath”. Tell them that’s the way they did it in the old days to save water. Imagine having a meal at the same time as a nice bath.

7. The professional will benefit from something they can bring to work. Get them through the challenging work days with their very own Redneck Briefcase. This is the perfect gift for your co workers. Grab a pair of men’s briefs (brand new) and sew the legs shut. Attach a holder to the side of the briefs so they can be carried. It needs some extra accessorizing. Place a nail in it for a toothpick, an old key to be used for earwax removal, newspaper strips for toilet paper, matches for a belly button cleaner and stick pens inside the fly. For good measure have them dig the items out, with fake poop at the bottom of the pile.

8. Another hilarious gift idea is Dustpan cookies. Place cookies you baked into a clean dustpan and break them in half. Attach a note that reads. “The cookies I prepared fell onto the ground. Could not find another more appropriate gift to give you….I hope the crumbs will be a good replacement.”

9. Certificates can also be humorous presents. Think about the person you are making the certificate for and reward them on something they are embarrassed about. Let is say something like “Biggest Procrastinator” or “Biggest Slacker Award”. They are in fun and jest and can give people a great laugh.

10. Finally the last idea for funny gifts is the “Cool the Spender” gag gift. For the big spender offer them a frozen $20 note. Put it in a cup remove from the freezer and wait till the ice melts before they are able to spend it.

These are a handful of ideas out of hundreds out there. Put some time and effort in it to make sure you get a good laugh at the end of it.

About the Author

Wadzanai Nenzou is an author and marketer. Who is very interested in making people laugh. She is a movie and TV fanatic, book reading fanatic and is slightly addicted to the internet.For More Laughs Go To Her Website

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